Stephen Colbert Ridicules Trump’s Time Magazine Cover

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‘Worst Georgia O’Keeffe Ever’

Time magazine celebrated President Trump’s Middle East cease-fire triumph this week with a not-particularly-flattering photograph of him on its cover.

“Worst Georgia O’Keeffe ever,” Stephen Colbert said on Tuesday. He also suggested alternative images.

“Why didn’t Time magazine just use one of his beautiful NFTs?” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“Of course, the president of the United States is far too busy hammering out the details of a deal to end a generational conflict in the Middle East to worry about how he looks on some biweekly magazine … you would think. But, of course, he posted ‘Time magazine wrote a relatively good story about me, but the picture may be the worst of all time.’” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“I’m not sure we’re even allowed to show his neck on TV. Wouldn’t it be funny if the F.C.C. fined us for showing his neck on TV?” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Trump went on: ‘I never liked taking pictures from underneath angles, but this is a super bad picture and deserves to be called out. What are they doing and why?’ It’s like he’s a TikTok influencer yelling at her boyfriend for not knowing her angles.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“The photographer for Time could not be reached for comment. He is currently en route to El Salvador.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

The Punchiest Punchlines (Canada’s Revenge Edition)

“And, finally, photos emerged of Katy Perry making out with Justin Trudeau on a yacht. I know — I didn’t know Katy was into Black dudes.” — GREG GUTFELD, referring to old photos of Trudeau in blackface.

“I’ve been wondering how Canada was going to exact their revenge for the tariffs, and this is it. They’re taking our women. They’re not just taking our women, they’re taking our astronauts.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“I don’t know why people aren’t paying more attention to this. It’d be like if George Bush started dating Charli XCX.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

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