Jimmy Kimmel Can’t Believe He Agrees With Marjorie Taylor Greene

Television|Jimmy Kimmel Can’t Believe He Agrees With Marjorie Taylor Greene

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Right to the Left

The Republican congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has been at odds with her party’s leaders in Congress, demanding that they act to prevent a looming potential increase in many Americans’ health insurance premiums.

On Thursday, Jimmy Kimmel and Desi Lydic could hardly believe that they agreed with Greene about something.

“Sometimes you go so far right you come out on the other side.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Here’s a woman, Marjorie Taylor Greene, who didn’t just drink the Kool-Aid, she chugged it. I mean, she drank all the Kool-Aid. And not just the regular flavors like Close the Borders and The Election Was Stolen. She drank the obscure, limited-time-only flavors, like Jewish Space Laser and Pizzagate.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Good for you, Marjorie. You know what they say: ‘Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.’ Or as Marjorie Taylor Greene says, ‘Clocks cause autism.’” — DESI LYDIC

“I guess we can all enjoy that, ’cause she is literally wrong about everything else.” — DESI LYDIC

“I have to say I love this. It feels like ‘Jurassic Park’ when the velociraptors turn on the guys who run the place.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“I do not want that! OK? I do not want to agree with Marjorie Taylor Greene!” — DESI LYDIC

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“Trump has spent all week hopping his way through Asia, meeting leaders from Malaysia, Japan and South Korea. But today, he went face to face with Asia’s final boss, Chinese president Xi Jinping. And, boy, did he not match Trump’s energy.” — DESI LYDIC

“This is such a stark difference from how every other leader on this trip has interacted with Trump. Malaysia’s throwing a concert for him, Korea’s giving him crowns, everyone’s kissing his ass. Then Xi comes in like his mom forced him to have a play date with the weird kid at school.” — DESI LYDIC

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